lol hi i’m back from the underworld 

lizabethgillies:

OHHHH, I LOVE JERRY SPRINGER. But okay, we can use protection, but I want either hourly/nightly fun times again. 

 fine but if i end up pregnant i’m naming the kid knives chau

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lizabethgillies replied to your post: i don’t want anymore kids but liz doesn’t seem to…

WAIT, WHO THE FUCK IS JERRY!?

jerry springer

i think

i don’t want anymore kids but liz doesn’t seem to want to stop

JERRY JERRY JERRY

lizabethgillies:

What’s do you want? :P

um

protection so i don’t get pregnant with your kid again

(Source: leaunfchele)

I will get chu whatever you want, bb

hell to the yes

why can’t i have nice things

omg i was reading the wikipedia page for ‘it’ by stephen king and now i’m all scared and shit

omg does anybody remember when i typed like a normal human being

lizabethgillies:

No, they all understand.

 o rly

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